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Just for Fun- A few Retirement smiles whilst you're here

  • What do you call a person who is happy on a Monday - Retired
  • I retired, now I am a professional grandparent
  • The trouble with retirement is you never get a day off
  • Not my problem, I am retired
  • Retirement: where every day is Saturday… until you remember it’s Tuesday.
  • I’m not retiring from life—just from the alarm clock.
  • Retirement plan: wake up, smile, repeat.
  • I’ve finally got time to do everything I meant to do… starting tomorrow.
  • Retirement is when you stop living at work and start working on living.
  • My new job title is “Chief of Relaxation.”
  • I’m not saying I’m bored… but I’ve organised my sock drawer twice today.
  • Retirement: the only time you can be late and still be early.
  • I used to have weekends. Now I’ve got a seven-day one.
  • The best part of retirement is you can do nothing… and still feel productive.